Acworo, chuakworc-wwooanwaworcc! aoacahc rhanoorr ahc caoooooorro! That’s wookiee-talk for “hey, super-folders! This blog is stooky!” Sorry, it’s just that sometimes, I can’t help blogging in my own language. Even though this is the first time I’m blogging. Max is just writing it down for me. He’s like my scribe.
So, if you didn’t figure this out yet, I’m Max’s Fortune Wookiee that he made. You might be scratching your head and thinking, “Huh?”
Well, in that case you probably haven’t even heard of Tom’s stooky book series, the OY series. Anyway, the Fortune Wookiee is this origami Chewbacca, in the form of a paper fortune teller/cootie catcher/whirlybird/chatterbox/salt cellar, and it seems to give good advice.
Sara uses it, and says it’s a gift from Dwight, the master of Origami Yoda, this Origami Chewbacca (thumbs up!) made from an ISS slip, Origami Admiral Ackbar, and of course, the Fortune Wookiee (TWO thumbs up!).
Also, I know SWF Max already said this, but anybody want advice or a question answered or a prediction of the future from me? Anybody? Please?
-Fortune Wookiee
NOTE from Max: If you guys want more posts by my Fortune Wookiee, than just let me know in the comments below.
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Max-igami! 
Fortune Wookiee, who will I marry?
First, choose one of these: right eye, left eye, bandolier, or plain.
Bandolier
OK, now pick one of these numbers: 3,4,7,or 8.
7
OK, now pick one of these numbers: 1,2,5, or 6.
6
Your fortune is “Rrhgh!” According to the wookiee translator I found online, that means “g”. So that means their first initial will start with “G”. Do you want a second initial?
Yes.
OK, choose one of these: bandolier, right eye, left eye, or plain (again).
Plain
OK. By the way, I found a better shade of brown for my paper, so it’s a different FW. But it’s actually gonna give better advice. Sorta like a FW 2.0.
So, now pick one of these numbers: 3,4,7, or 8.
I don`t think the FW can help with this, but how can I escape myself?
First, pick one of these: Bandolier, right eye, left eye, or plain. But just 2 let you know, this is a different FW (I found better paper). Don’t worry, this is actually a BETTER one that comes with better advice. Sorta like a FW 2.0.
Bandolier.
OK, now pick one of these numbers: 3,4,7, or 8.
7
4
OK, now pick one of these numbers (lol, same numbers): 3,4,7, or 8.