Wazzup? It’s me, SWF Max, back with another post! OK, so I have stooky news about what tomorrow is (but if you read the title, you probably know what it is): Talk Like Yoda Day! So, tomorrow, talk like Yoda! Like this: “Awesome SWF Max is.”, or maybe “Give me an A+ you will, my teacher”. When your English teacher questions your grammar, say, “Talk Like Yoda Day it is. Bad grammar Yoda has. So speak with correct grammar today, I will not. Sorry about that I am, but honor Star Wars I will.” It’s on May 21st because that was the premiere date of The Empire Strikes Back, the first movie to have Yoda in it! And of course, say “No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.” whenever someone says the word “try”. And if someone is afraid, watch this video (it’ll also help you with the voice) to learn what to say:
Never turn to the dark side, May the Force be with you, and May the odds be ever in your favor.