Epvjupa was the only person who entered the contest, and he wins. His story is STOOKY! Here it is:
One day, Theodore Roosevelt was sitting in the White House thinking about how he was horrible at telling jokes, and that this disability could cost him the title of president.
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a boy flying through the air, and he almost spewed coffee. And the next thing he saw, the boy was right in front of him.
The boy said ” Hello Mr. President, my name is Max. I’ve come to give you advice with my Fortune Wookie.
And he pulled out what looked like an origami Chewbacca, from Star Wars. Now, Roosevelt remembered his problem, and asked the FW. ” OK, Fortune Wookie, how do I tell good jokes?”
It was a strange question, and Max gave him a questioning look before asking him his favourite Star Wars movie, and he answered Episode V. The fortune Wookie moved back and forth five times. Then he was asked to name a Star Wars character, and he said Palpatine. Max pointed to each of the flaps and when he got to the end of Palpatine, the FW said, “WWWRRRRUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!”
Max pulled out an origami Han Solo, and said “Why did the Wookie cross the road when the stop signal was on? A: Nobody crosses a Wookie without having their car flipped over.”
Thanking Max, Roosevelt later told the joke to the other members of the Union. They loved it. And ever since, Max has been his secretary, constantly giving him advice for his problems.
So I’ll email Epvjupa a contributor request. Congratulations, Epvjupa! 😀
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Peace out, and May the Force be with you! 😀
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