Hey! I know I did this already, but I wanna mark it as one of the “Pages”. On here, you can ask my Fortune Wookiee a question! You can also ask me, or my Han Foldo, or my Padme Origamidala, or my OY, etc. So… yeah!

274 responses »

  1. Anakin Skywalker says:

    Is your Padme the queen Padme, or the casual Padme? Mine is the one from the arena battle is AOFTC.

  2. Anakin Skywalker says:

    Do you have LEGOS?

  3. SF Xarl says:

    Origami Yoda, is Max EVER going to play Minecraft?
    If he doesn’t like it, tell him to watch this…

  4. hanselsblog says:

    I have a question for origami yoda.How can I get a girl to like me?

  5. ssfirk says:

    Hey do you have a Xbox and live?

  6. Anakin Skywalker says:

    OY, what do you do if you`re trying to learn a song on piano, but you can`t find the left hand enywhere? The song is OK without left hand, because after a while it is only the left hand, but the intro is mostly left hand, so it sounds weird without left hand.

  7. Anakin Skywalker says:

    How do I send a contributor request?

  8. Anakin Skywalker says:

    Why is it that I can draw and play piano (anad a bunch of other stuff) with my mechno-hand, but I can`t type?!

  9. Anakin Skywalker says:

    Also, has Max disappeared or something?

  10. Anakin Skywalker says:

    What should I draw next?

  11. Tayler's Origami says:

    Oh Origami Yoda. I have a question for you to see if you get it right! Did I ever have a girlfriend?

    • My OY doesn’t know. I know that sounds like a major rip-off, but the real Yoda might not have been able to answer that, either. Until a little bit after Obi-Wan found out, Yoda didn’t know about Anakin and Padme’s marriage either. So the real Yoda might not have known that, either. So don’t get mad, please.

  12. Tayler's Origami says:

    Origami Yoda, can you get this question? Have I ever had a girlfriend?

  13. Darth Vader says:

    If you had been me, what would the first words you would say to Obi-Wan at the end of ROTJ be?

  14. SF Xarl says:

    Oh, Fortune Wookie, WHY IS YOUR BOOK SUCH A CLIFFHANGER!?

  15. ace says:

    ‘sup im new

  16. SF Jackson H says:

    Origami Yoda, there’s this really cute girl who’s one locker down from me and we’re together most of our classes. We’re friends, but I like her. Although once, I thought I saw her wink at me once. What should I do?!

    • Origami Yoda says: Always 2 there are: a master and an apprentice. No more, no less.

      Me: I think it’s up to you to figure out which one of you is the master, and which one of you is the apprentice.

      • SF Jackson H says:

        Huh?

      • I think my Origami Yoda meant that one of you is a master and the other is an apprentice. You’re either the master, or the apprentice. If you’re the master, she’s the apprentice, and if she’s the master, you’re the apprentice. Once you figure out who’s the master and who’s the apprentice, the solution will be easy to figure out.

  17. SF Jackson H says:

    Wait, so if I asked her out, I’d be the master?

    • Origami Yoda says: Always in motion is the future.

      I guess he means that you never know how it turns out unless you go ahead and choose a certain path, because the future is always in motion. Here’s what Origami Yoda says about that:

      If you choose the quick and easy path as Darth Paper did, you will become an agent of evil.

      So I guess that means that whatever seems like the quick and easy choice is, go with the other choice. Don’t choose the quick and easy choice.

  18. Anakin SKywalker says:

    I have a really awesome website, but NOBODY looks at it! It has all my drawings, and action figures, and a blog, and it`s by me, so how do I get people to look at it?! I don`t care if it`s FW or OY who help me with this.

    • You mean starwarsstuffbyanakin.webs.com? Here’s my advice, not OY’s advice or my FW’s advice: Find a popular WordPress site and ask an Author/Editor/Admin to write a post about your site, asking people to visit it. Ask them to also include the URL to your site. With time, more and more people will read that post, so more and more people will visit your site. That’s what I did with Max-igami. I’ll write a post on some of my WordPress sites asking people to visit your site, too. I’ll also visit your site. Hope this helps! πŸ™‚

      • Anakin SKywalker says:

        Thank you! And comment, please!

      • No prob! πŸ˜€ Do you need a webs.com account to comment?

      • Anakin SKywalker says:

        I have no idea.

      • I don’t have a webs.com account. Also, do you know why your comments are getting sent to Spam? I don’t know why. I just went through all the comment settings, and you didn’t do anything that would get your comments automatically sent to Spam. It’s probably just a glitch.

      • Anakin SKywalker says:

        You justy have to become a member of my site, and you don`t need a webs account for that. And I don`t know.

      • K. I’ll comment soon on your stooky site! πŸ˜€

      • Anakin SKywalker says:

        Thanks!

      • Uh, Anakin, I left a comment, so I automatically got an email asking me to join the site, but after I accepted, on my profile it lists my location, so I’m gonna have to decline to see if that’ll get my location off of there. Sorry, it’s just an internet safety thing.

      • Sorry, Anakin, but I couldn’t find another way to get my location off of my profile, so I’m gonna have to delete my account. I really don’t feel comfortable with my location on there. It’s a price to pay since I won’t be a member of your site, but I’m just really concerned with internet safety. I’m very sorry about that.

      • I found a way to get my location off of there without deleting my account! πŸ˜€

      • max, I know you`re not here right now, but when you get back OY, FW advice immedietly. Before it`s too late. Dark Side.

      • I just got back, but no OY or FW advice until later today, because once again, I’m visiting my Aunt’s apartment first. My origami is at home. Also, by dark side, do you mean you’re turning to the dark side?! Stay on the light side!

      • OY AND FW advice at your service. I got back home. πŸ™‚ OY says: “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.” He also says: “If you choose the quick and easy path as Darth Paper did, then you will become an agent of evil.”

        For Fortune Wookiee advice, first, what’s your favorite Star Wars movie? That’s the first part of the fortune routine.

      • Anakin SKywalker says:

        Once you start down a Dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny? Well, that explains it. I think I`m doomed. BUT, FW advice. You expect me to pick my favorite movie? Can I say the whole saga? If not, I guess I`ll pick…. Empire Strikes Back?

      • It can’t be the whole saga, so I’ll count it as The Empire Strikes Back. The next step is this: Who’s your favorite Star Wars character?

      • Also, please don’t turn to the dark side. I have a strict policy against the dark side, and nobody on the dark side can be a member of this site. Also, when OY said it would dominate your destiny forever, it didn’t mean you would always be on the dark side. It would just dominate your main destiny. Remember how Darth Vader turned back to the light side? but still, DON’T turn to the dark side.

      • “I have a strict policy against the Dark Side.” You don`t know how funny that sounds. I am picturing someone kicking the Emperor out of a store, and saying, “Shoo. You cant` be in here. You`re on the Dark SIde. Leave now!” I also picture a little kid begging,”PLease Master Skywalker, don`t go to the Dark Side. We need you.” (Except in my mind the kid is roughly shoved aside into a wall.) ANYWAY…

        Did you even read my post?! I JUST watched Return of the Jedi! ANyway, I have been pretty much on the light side for…. a long time. BUT recently, something has happened, and well, yeah. SO that is why I asked for advice. Because I really don`t want to go to the Dark Side again, but it`s not really something I can help. I`m trying, though. I haven`t gon to the Dark Side YET>

      • OK, good. Glad you’re still on the light side.

      • I asked SF Megan/Phred for help, too.

    • SF Jackson H says:

      I’m sorry, I want to visit your site, but I don’t think my parents will let me have a webs.com account. 😦

      • You don`t have to have a webs account. You can just become a member of my site,which doesn`t require very much information, and you don`t have to show any of it. If they won`t let you do that, that`s okay. You can just look at it and tell me what you think of it here.

      • Anakin SKywalker says:

        You know what? I don`t think you even need to have an account to comment.

  19. SF Jackson H says:

    Can you post a link? My kriffing Nook is glitching up and telling me I need to “sign in to webs”.

  20. JohnM says:

    Max? Yoda help? I have a… complex situation.

  21. JohnM says:

    Alright. As I said, this is complex. So this story might take more than one comment. but let’s just say it’s about a girl. A girl named Brenna.

  22. JohnM says:

    I took a theater summer camp for two weeks, near the end of the summer. That’s where I met her. She was about my age, but a few years younger. She really likes minecraft, and (get this) she’s a star wars fan! A girl! Besides my 23 year old sister, (actually 24, now. her b-day was on 9/11) I didn’t know they exsisted!

  23. JohnM says:

    I mean theater camp was fun and all, but she made it a lot better! I really, really, liked her and it was obvious she liked me back. But summer ended… and she goes to a different school. So the show had happened, the camp was almost over and everyone was packing up. So I’m about to leave, and everyone’s really loud, so I think, this is it. Last goodbye! I had to make this big. But instead, from five feet away, I just said, “Bye!” and left. And I know she’s going to the same camp next year, and so will I, but school started, and I wonder if I’ll see her again. My Foldi-wan couldn’t help, but he told me to ask you.

    • Origami Yoda says that, in that case, if you know her email address/address/phone number/, you should email/write to/call her. If you don’t know, try using the phone book, if she lives near you, and if she doesn’t live near you, try using whitepages.com.

  24. JohnM says:

    Wait! Up above is rest of story!

  25. JohnM says:

    I don’t have ways to communicate with her. Except my best friend. I’ve known him since I was two, and he goes to her school.

  26. JohnM says:

    Well, thanks, anyway. By the way, Did I mention me and my best friend (and a million others) are making an origami yoda movie?! It will be awesome!!!

  27. JohnM says:

    Well, thanks, anyway. Did I mention me and my best friend (and a million other people) are making an origami yoda movie?! It will be awesome!

  28. JohnM says:

    Wait, in one of my comments, i said a few years younger. I meant months!

  29. Anakin SKywalker says:

    Do you ever have those days when you either want to curl up in bed and shut away the world and do nothing, or kill everyone and everything in your path, and you can`t decide which, so you do both?

  30. Anakin SKywalker says:

    I have several problems:

    1. I scanned in one of my drawings, but when I tried to upload it to my site, it says, “dangerous file” (which is kind of ironic, because it is from the battle of heroes on Mustafar, “You underestimate my power!”) But I can`t add it to my album!!! I almost destroyed my computer! It`s frustrating!!!!!!!

    2. I`m currently having another monster,uh, month!!!!! That`s not good!!!! That`s why I was/am going to leave for a while!!!!!!

    3. My new notebook is going to be entirely filled with drawings from Revenge of the SIth!! But because of my monster mental state, the drawings are all slightly depressing!! And involve Padme crying! And Mustafar! And Excecute Order 66!!!!!!

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KRIFFING COMPUTER/GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I`m currently doing my best to avoid younglings)

  31. Anakin SKywalker says:

    I apologize for my outbursts. I am calm now.

  32. JohnM says:

    Uh, hey. Big issues, eh? I feel like I was dropping in on something akward…

  33. Robby says:

    I am going to go to the dark side!

  34. SF Robby says:

    Max ask the fortune wookiee: how can I get Better at gymnastics, I am worse than the other beginners and I’ve been doing it longer than them. Episode five, yoda

  35. alright, i’ll try my origami yoda to do predictions for you guys,go ahead and ask a question!

  36. Robby says:

    Does any one remember that show chowder? It was funny! Trees: leave this place, leave! Get it were holding leaves! One of the characters: OH NO!!! BAD COMEDY!!!

  37. yoda,SF deante,and VP admiral ackbar says:

    deante says:FW will papertine win?
    yoda says:one cannot predict that.

  38. anakin says:

    Do you know what BPD is?

  39. famasone says:

    Fortune Wookie?Will my Harvey of a frien stop bothering me?

  40. Robby says:

    GO TOTHE POST ABOUT DEANTE LOSING HIS PASSWORD!!!! READ THE 6th COMMENT!!!! CODE RED CODE RED!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Robby says:

    Ok so my question is, how can I get a girl to like me. Wait a sec and I will go and get he link to the original question that I posted on deante’s site. He doesn’t get on much so I don’t think he will awnser it.

      • Robby says:

        Episode five, yoda is the character.

      • Your fortune is “Ruurgh!”. Han Foldo says this is the translation (not an exact translation, just the gist of what Chewie is trying to say):

        “Listen, kid, on “Ask Yoda”, you said you have Gymnastics and Reading with her. Before or after one of those classes, ask her what her name is, kid. Then you’ll find out her name.
        Since she’s in the Advanced Violin group, ask her friends what her favourite song is, kid.
        (If you have to, pretend that you’re taking a poll of what people’s favourite songs are. Better yet, kid, actually take a poll and make a chart or something. That way, you won’t have to lie, kid, and you’ll be less likely to be nervous.)
        Then, Google violin sheet music for her favourite song, and give it to her, kid. Better yet, use the data from your poll and give sheet music of everybody’s favourite songs in the Advanced Violin group so she won’t get suspicious, kid.”

        So according to Han Foldo and my Fortune Wookiee, that’s what you should do. I hope it works! πŸ˜€

      • Robby says:

        That was for fw.

      • Robby says:

        Mrs.Handely (the orchestra teacher) picks out all groups music. I’m too nervous to talk to her too. I was thinking of something else though. Every year, the state of Texas has a state wide contest/concert I was thinking of setting up a road detour and so she’ll be late for the busses to midland. Then when all seats on the bus is taken up exept the one next to me, she’ll have to sit there and I get to spend 3-4 hour there with her on the way there, and maybe the way back. All I need is construction equipment and a dozen workers. This might be harder than I thought.

      • If you had access to construction equipment and 12 workers in the first place, then you’d probably be able to find an easier way to get her to like you. Sorry about that. But since the orchestra teacher hands out all the music, then my best advice would be for you to sit with her on the bus anyway if you can.

      • Robby says:

        I have jacks. I could puncture the tires on her family’s car and she would be late. But I don’t know where she lives.

      • I don’t think that’s a good idea, anyway. No offense, but that sounds really desperate. I think you should just try to take it slowly. If you do something really major, then it could mess up your whole plan.

      • Robby says:

        And I don’t tink I’ll be able to find out before march.

      • Robby says:

        Think*

  42. Robby says:

    Fw, how do I capture steelix on the first Pokemon ranger game? Steelix is a long Pokemon and won’t stop moving and whenever I touch it with my capture line, I get damage on my styler. I’m also out of Pokemon to assist me ( except Pikachu who only chargers the styler.) I do have snorunt and minun with me, but they won’t do much. So far, I have 22/30 energy left on my styler. And minun isn’t charged at all and I cant charge it or i will get my styler broken.
    Oh, and I want to use Pokemon stuff instead of star wars stuff for the routine.
    Minun, 9

  43. Robby says:

    I think I have to go to bed now but I will read the site tommorow.

    • Sorry, I had to go to bed before you commented (time zone differences, probably.). I gotta get ready for school, but when I get home I’ll have my Fortune Wookiee answer your question.

      • Robby says:

        I’m going to scouts now. If my friend nolan can solve this, then I won’t need this question awnsered. But awnser just in case. I retryed with: minun, riachu,polywhirl, polywrath, and a Pikachu.

  44. Robby says:

    Yeah, he epically failed because he had never played Pokemon Ranger. (or even heard of it at that.)

  45. Sf Robby says:

    … MAX SPEAK TO ME! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOURE NOT DEAD!!!!!!

  46. Sf Robby says:

    Fw, how do I get my math grades to an 85 or higher. If I dont then I get grounded. I feel like Dwight in Darth Paper. I feel lonely and sad and tortured.

    5, chewbakka

    • Sf Robby says:

      Oops, I spelt chewbacca wrong.

    • Your fortune is “Wuuuggg!” Han Foldo says that means, “Kid, during lunch, study hall, between classes, or any other time you can do this, go to your math teacher’s classroom and ask your teacher for help. Also, make sure you’re doing your homework as much as possible, kid. One late assignment won’t be the end of the world, but try not to have too many late assignments. You might also wanna Google some math help. If you keep doing that, your math grade will probably improve, kid.”

  47. Yoda says:

    What is a new site i should visit that I probably haven’t yet

    • Sorry for taking a really long time to answer, but here’s an answer from my Origami Yoda: “Always in motion is the future.” In other words, there are a bunch of decisions Disney could make, so there’s no way to tell for sure.

  48. super folder luke says:

    how does han foldo understand you!!!!!!??????

  49. stooky folds says:

    wow my account works in this web nice! im new to this site

  50. max says:

    Make the new book called the suprise attack of jabba the puppet come out soon in nz!

  51. sfhansel says:

    Hey Han. Are you me from another universe? Becuase we both have simillar names. Mines Hansel and your’s is Han.

  52. Benjamin says:

    FW, I have two questions. 1. Can you send me E-Z instrux for an origami Plo Koon? 2. What’s Episode VII gonna be called?

  53. Jake Zolomij says:

    there aare two girls named paige and peyton. i like one but the other likes me.
    what should i do?

  54. DarthCJDude says:

    OY, how do i get this girl to like me? i think she does already but how will i get her to show it? PLEASE HELP

  55. Robert Kale says:

    Kiss both of them

  56. Robert Kale says:

    How do I form a renal alliance?

  57. Robert Kale says:

    Fw and Han how do I get a girl to like me?

Leave a comment, and May the Force be with you! :D

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s